Saturday, August 27, 2005

Alternate History...WTF!

The spark:

A few days back I was trying to search the web for eyewitness stories of Mahatma Gandhi's assassination. I happened to reach a blog by Mr. Taylor , which had a post on Gandhi's assassination. Here's what the post said :

"Indian revolutionary Mohandas Gandhi was assassinated as he attempted to foment rebellion against British rule among the Hindus of New Delhi. Randall Stodderly, the British soldier who shot Gandhi, was arrested by Indian authorities, but when he was extradited to Great Britain, he was freed and feted as a hero."

Thinking it to be just a ordinary brief on Gandhi's assassination (which was not something I was looking for)... I was about to close the page and move on, while suddenly my brain forced me to ponder twice on this post. My head shook, my eyes widened while my mind came to terms with what I was reading.

Gandhi murdered by a British soldier??!!....because he formented rebellion??!...WTF!.....Without even caring to trying to think over what was written, I blasted off an e-mail to the author, begging to point his attention over his erroneous post.

The reply:

He replied within hours. This is what he had to say..

"This is an event in history that didn't happen - my site is fictional, not historical. Alternate history is a type of science fiction that sometimes takes real people and events and shows them slightly different (or sometimes very different). In that particular timeline, I believe, Gandhi, instead of embracing non-violence, had chosen the path of violent resistance to British rule."

The Aftershock:
I fumed endlessly. The next thing I was doing was googling 'Alternate History'. Many websites (if not hundreds, thousands or millions) were dedicated to Alternate history. I started thinking as to what kind of people would like to actually spend time writing Alternate history and then I was pitying people who spend time and enjoy reading it. If you are one of them. Please e-mail me!

Words from the wise me:

History is truth. I love history. It is exciting to read about how men, women, leaders and nations lived through the old era and shaped the foundation of the world that we have today.
I am no book critic. Nor am I a literary genius, but I understand what makes sense and what doesn't. And on any given day, reading about gandhi's life would give me a better literary orgasm than going through pages that describe Gandhi's transformation into a terrorist.
Alternate history is a lie, reading it doesn't serve any purpose and doesn't provide any breakfast for the brains.

On this day, I declare myself an 'Anti Alternate History' ian.

And to all you alternate historians....if you really want to 'alter' things, leave history alone. How about altering the present? Write about George Bush and Osama Bin Laden getting together, and having a coffee at the neighbourhood Starbucks and making plans about a ' Bush-Laden Center of Peace Development'.

Now that will be an interesting read eh?


8 comments:

Brightside said...

dude...have some imagination...

alternate history is like sci-fi movies which we r so crazy about!!!

and what about vampire history and the myth surrounding them??? people like u and me actually love watching such movies!! this is fiction....

The real world is what we know and live in; so, a little twist in what happened to let us relive what could have happened alternately is a pretty cool concept.

Although, we like Gandhi history as it really did happen, there are a lot of "Anti-Gandhi" people, who would argue with his views and approach. So, u cant just become "Anti-alternate history" wouldnt knowing the kind of people who believe in it like u belive in the real history!!

Anonymous said...

Good one dude...

When someone is gonna ask me to give the perfect example of a person in a complete state of hallucination, I will forward him or her, this post of yours..
One more thing you might have chosen to write to the author..."Get a life!"

Rafi

Avinash said...

Dude, calm down. The operative word here is fiction. Are u mad at Star Trek which implies that the future belongs to Caucasian people who speak english with an American accent and aliens? Gandhiji is a very revered figure for us and I can understand ur anguish at someone trying to write a alt-history for him. It might make u feel that Gandhiji and his work and ethics are being trivialized by this caricaturing. You might get angry that someone is using Gandhiji 'to have fun'. So protest to the author about that. Don't fill urself with hate for the whole alt-history genre. I am pretty sure if the author wrote a alt-history story where India whupped China's ass in 1962 u wud enjoy it immensely. :-)
BTW I must clarify that I know the author in question quite well and he is a very nice guy.

Anonymous said...

I love history, and it thrills me to go back to the past and relish it. And If ure talking creativity and ideas, then as Vikram says, we shud just leave history alone. There are a zillions of things that u can be creative about and millions of places where u can implement ure ' out of the box' thinking. Definitley history isnt one of them.

I too declare my self .' anti- alternate historian'.

vik said...

Avinash, Saurabh..I am away for the long weekend, thank you for your comments, really appreciate it. Will definitely reply to it once I have more time to ponder over what you guys said and what I think

Anonymous said...

Don't you think the Matrix Trilogy talks about something similar to the concept of Alternate History?

If you liked the Matrix Trilogy, you'd appreciate the creativity that goes behind imagining alternate paths in history.

Get over it mate :) It's fiction. And we all love fiction, don't we?

Rakesh Pai said...

There's a huge difference between getting creative and twisting facts. Obviously some of you don't see that. Gandhi getting killed by a Brit, or Kennedy dying of breast cancer is twisted. Matrix is fiction. There's a huge difference.

Anonymous said...

Fictitious twists....doesn't that just sound....COOL! Try saying that over and over :)